Have you looked in your toilet lately?

There's a parrot in there, and he's singing:
I see your hiney
It's nice and shiny
You better hide it
Before I bite it

When I was nine years old, this was the ultimate in crank calls. "Is your refrigerator running?" was just so last year.

And it just makes me wonder — if nine-year olds back in the Seventies knew you needed to keep on eye on your sanitation system, how is it that our government is just now figuring that out in New Orleans? "The water may be contaminated."

Why is this a surprise?